Fedezd fel a legjobb vicces idézeteket angolul, amelyek garantáltan feldobják a napodat! Szórakoztató és humoros szövegek egy helyen.
„I always wanted to be somebody, but now I realize I should have been more specific.” – Lily Tomlin
„I’m writing a book. I’ve got the page numbers done.” – Steven Wright
„A day without laughter is a day wasted.” – Charlie Chaplin
„Get your facts first, then you can distort them as you please.” – Mark Twain
„I can resist everything except temptation.” – Oscar Wilde
„A clear conscience is a sure sign of a bad memory.” – Mark Twain
„I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the other room and read a book.” – Groucho Marx
„Why do they call it rush hour when nothing moves?” – Robin Williams
„If you think you are too small to make a difference, try sleeping with a mosquito.” – Dalai Lama
„I never forget a face, but in your case, I’ll be glad to make an exception.” – Groucho Marx
„I’m not arguing, I’m just explaining why I’m right.” – Anonymous
„I used to think I was indecisive, but now I’m not so sure.” – Anonymous
„I am on a seafood diet. I see food, and I eat it.” – Anonymous
„Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes.” – Jim Carrey
„I’m writing my book in fifth person, so every sentence starts with: ‘I heard from this guy who told somebody…'” – Demetri Martin
„I’m not lazy, I’m just on my energy-saving mode.” – Anonymous
„Common sense is like deodorant. The people who need it most never use it.” – Anonymous
„I intend to live forever. So far, so good.” – Steven Wright
„My fake plants died because I did not pretend to water them.” – Mitch Hedberg
„I didn’t fail the test. I just found 100 ways to do it wrong.” – Benjamin Franklin
„I’m not arguing, I’m just explaining why I’m right.”
– Anonymous
„I am so clever that sometimes I don’t understand a single word of what I am saying.”
– Oscar Wilde
„People say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing every day.”
– A.A. Milne
„I used to think I was indecisive, but now I’m not too sure.”
– Anonymous
„I’m on a whiskey diet. I’ve lost three days already.”
– Tommy Cooper
„If I were two-faced, would I be wearing this one?”
– Abraham Lincoln
„I can resist everything except temptation.”
– Oscar Wilde
„The only mystery in life is why the kamikaze pilots wore helmets.”
– Al McGuire
„I always arrive late at the office, but I make up for it by leaving early.”
– Charles Lamb
„Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.”
– Alan Dundes